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New Amphibious MINI Cooper Yachtsman to Launch in New York…Beside the Hudson River.

April Fools 2012

Woodcliff Lake, NJ – April 1, 2012… MINI  customers will be able to boldly go where no motorer has gone before  when the all-new MINI Cooper Yachtsman makes its world premiere at the  New York International Auto Show next week, right beside the Hudson River.

Designed to bring MINI ownership to people who regard the 70 percent  of the earth’s surface covered by water as their home, the new  MINI Cooper Yachtsman is a corner-carving crustacean that promises  go-kart-like handling and a sensational combination of amphibious* and  landphibious performance both on and off the water.

Certain to be as popular in New York harbor as it will be at the  Jumeira Palm marina or Monte Carlo harbor, the MINI Cooper Yachtsman  is fitted with a shark-resistant undercoating as standard, and can  carve through water at speeds up to 61 knots, while promising an  equally rewarding driving (but not diving…) experience –  on-road or off-land.

“Our exciting MINI Cooper Yachtsman is the ultimate extension  of the MINI brand, expanding our line-up to seven models in the USA  and offering consumers even more ways to enjoy MINI ownership in a  manner best-suited to their individual taste and location,”  comments Jim McDowell, Vice President of MINI USA.

“The Yachtsman will become an instant status symbol, a car/boat  combo that evokes ‘land/sea envy’ in equal measure.   Originally endorsed by the British Royal Navy**, the Yachtsman brings  a new level of versatility to MINI ownership.  So, if  you’re cruising along and someone yells ’Lake’  – no worries.  Simply downshift, grab a life-vest, hit the  water and let Yachtsman take care of the rest!” adds McDowell.

Showroom appeal of the MINI Cooper Yachtsman is matched by dockside  allure as the 169.8 inch long craft sports Reef Blue metallic  paintwork contrasting with silver alloy wheels and matching silver  rudder.  The exhaust snorkel is finished in body color and the  extendable rooftop antenna comes with a ‘get-you-home’  20-ft white sail (in case of emergency) which can be deployed for  zero-emissions sailing.

With room to sleep two people, the cabin features waterproof rip-stop  upholstery, seat cushions which double as flotation devices, and a  Marine Chronometer for celestial navigation in the event of a sat-nav  glitch.  For junior ‘sailors’, the glove box holds  MINI-branded water wings, a pirate flag and eye patch.

Standard equipment features a six-foot marlin rod with roller guides,  an international trolling reel with 130-lb test line and (on the port  side) the latest MINI safety technology – FLOAT (the Frantic  Lever Operated Active Trim) adjuster.  On the starboard side  there is a spring-loaded herring chucker.

In line with MINI’s customizable nature, a full range of unique  accessories for this latest addition to the MINI product line-up  includes a Customizable Klaxon (choice of sea lion, porpoise, sperm  whale, dolphin, seagull or mallard duck), and personalized Under-Hull  Messaging – recommended factory fitted graphic options such as  ‘Suck eggs, Kraken’ and ‘Mermaid Magnet’ are  sure to be popular choices.

On sale from April 1st as a model year 2013 vehicle, the Yachtsman  combines typical MINI driving and boating fun with the same discerning  craftsmanship, select materials, styling and all-round ‘typical  British understatement’ that are hallmarks of the world’s  leading boat builders.

For propulsion, each MINI Cooper Yachtsman is powered by a  turbocharged 1.6-liter four-cylinder engine with a twin-scroll  turbocharger, direct injection and variable valve control to generate  181 hp.  Outdrive to the constant-pitch propeller is managed by a  specially-fitted gearbox mounted mid-ship with six forward speeds.  Although the new model weighs 4,600 lb (fully laden), the sprint from  0 to 60 mph is completed in 6.6 seconds (on land) and in 2.4 minutes  (on water).  Top speed (on land) is 141 mph.

Developed after extensive testing of punt prototypes on the River  Isis (near MINI’s manufacturing facility in Oxford, England) and  in the deep waters off Greenland (where The Kraken of legend lurks),  the MINI Cooper Yachtsman is priced at US $236,000 and comes with a  fully incomprehensible warranty that includes 3-year no-cost moorage,  annual dry-docking and free barnacle removal, for the original captain.

You can see the MINI Cooper Yachtsman on the MINI Stand at the New  York International Auto Show in the Jacob Javits Center from Wednesday  April 4th.

*The Yachtsman is not the first amphibious Mini.  The  book ‘MINI MISCELLANY – Fifty Years of facts, figures, stories  and oddities featuring the world’s greatest little car’ carried  this interesting tale…

“Bizarre as it may sound, a Mini entered the 1977 River Severn  Raft Race.  Longbridge engineers converted a standard Mini into  an unsinkable four-paddle-wheel-drive amphibious vehicle which they  christened ‘Aqua Min’.  However, it was not the first  Mini to swim.  Nine years earlier, an amphibious Moke swam in the  River Thames for the Sammy Davis Jr. film Salt and Pepper.   Since the movie was a James Bond spoof, it was only right that  the Moke should have machine guns fitted behind the headlights.”

**And subsequently unendorsed.